Everyone in business has gone SMBollocks mad. Business magazines, forums…you name it they can’t get enough of the whole SMBollocks. So we leave you with this thought. Go do some real work but before you do.

I thought that Twitter really was a load of bollocks. Then someone did a little research and found out that it is people over 40 who are the main users. Well that’s probably correct as most of them have been fired and can’t get another job due to ageism and so have the time to tweet. It’s still bollocks, except that these people should be old enough to know better.

However, I’ve just seen a video by some students at Stanford University who think that Twitter is so yesterday. They’ve come up with Flutter. The same sort of crap only it’s restricted to just 26 characters, or as the presenter comments, one whole English alphabet.

Wait for it. I’ve not even finished digesting this idiocy before another juvenile jerk tells me that they are developing Shutter which is Flutter without the vowels. Well Shutter has two so how do they get round that one?

Well I’ve got the jump on these smart arses. I’ve gone one further and developed Fucker. There are absolutely no characters. The speed of sending absolutely fuck all is terrifying and the subliminal advertising opportunities are massive.

Left by Robert @ http://www.bluechannel.co.uk/ via http://drayton-bird-droppings.blogspot.com/2009/11/mystery-of-twittermania-and-just-about.html